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    Posted: 25 Feb 2016 at 11:29am

What do you call a snake that is good at rhyming?
......................A rap-tile. LOL


A guy walks into a bar and as he sits down on a barstool he notices there's a lizard on stage telling jokes.
The guy asks the bartender, "What's with the lizard?"
The bartender replies, "Oh he's the stand up chameleon."    LOL


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...someone really ought to 'monitor' the quality of these posts...
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on a 'scale' of 1-10, i'll give you a 2 lol
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I almost adder laugh at this joke keith
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Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? A: The Lizard of Oz! LOL

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a lizard walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the lizard's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the lizard. "Your name is written inside the cover."LOL

 

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a lizard in the other. "Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy. "I'll kiss its butt and let it go".LOL

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