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Hawley
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Posted: 25 Feb 2016 at 11:29am |
What do you call a snake
that is good at rhyming?
A guy walks into a bar and as he
sits down on a barstool he notices there's a lizard on stage telling jokes. |
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will
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...someone really ought to 'monitor' the quality of these posts...
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Tom Omlette
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on a 'scale' of 1-10, i'll give you a 2 lol
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AGILIS
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I almost adder laugh at this joke keith
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LOCAL ICYNICAL CELTIC ECO WARRIOR AND FAILED DRUID
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Hawley
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Q: What powerful reptile is found in the
Sydney opera house? A: The Lizard of Oz! The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a lizard walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the lizard's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the lizard. "Your name is written inside the cover."
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a lizard in the other. "Now Listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you" "In that case," said the boy. "I'll kiss its butt and let it go". |
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