2 legged lizard

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   Surveying the local heathland and there was
this lizard stood on it hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local chap & said ‘that lizard is amazing, really funny’.

 He said, It’s not a lizard…….
 It’s a stand up Chamelion.

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Hawley Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 113	Post Options Post Reply Quote Hawley Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: 2 legged lizard Posted: 19 Sep 2019 at 2:11pm
	Surveying the local heathland and there was this lizard stood on it hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local chap & said ‘that lizard is amazing, really funny’. He said, It’s not a lizard……. It’s a stand up Chamelion.

GemmaJF Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Admin Group Joined: 25 Jan 2003 Location: Essex Status: Offline Points: 4359	Post Options Post Reply Quote GemmaJF Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 19 Sep 2019 at 6:05pm


Liz Heard Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Senior Member Joined: 27 Apr 2010 Location: South West Status: Offline Points: 1429	Post Options Post Reply Quote Liz Heard Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 Nov 2019 at 10:30am
	Reminds me of this one a bit... Two clowns are getting divorced. There's going to be a big custardy battle.